Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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