windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im having a threesome with these popsicles
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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