i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
accomplished twins. life is a go
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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