was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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