I'm going to jail i love you
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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