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i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?

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(847): View more from Illinois

just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already

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(504): View more from Louisiana

We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.

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(702): View more from Nevada

We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.

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