There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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