coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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