so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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