And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
