How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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