Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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