did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Hippo gnu deer
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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