She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Randomize
