Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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