why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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