when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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