allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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