Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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