Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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