scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Welp...herpes.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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