Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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