dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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