im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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