let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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