shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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