So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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