Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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