Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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