My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I skipped work to stalk him.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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