evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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