Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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