wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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