take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i think i have herpe
just one?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize
