um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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