I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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