college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
