Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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