Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My vagina just clenched in fear
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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