He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
if only i could text you this smell
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Randomize
