this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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