Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize