I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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