Dual....:-)
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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