oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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