Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
