how can u be prego again
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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