Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I could have mohawked her pubes.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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