What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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