margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
