The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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