For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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