I think I died a long time ago.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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