Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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